The King of the Trolls from Queens

Actors and poets 

And all of good will

Shakespeare got it all wrong

When he said first we’ll kill

All the lawyers

Donald’s got other ideas

So you better listen up

And pay careful mind

Let no one dare step

On Donald’s lines

If it's not Rosie

This week it's Hamilton next

Let's grate on America's nerves again 
Making theater a safe and special place

With another feud from fearless Trump

No more a melting pot nation but

Instead a chaffing dish state

As we the people keep warm

Through endless friction

And drummed up hate

Between plebes and celebs

And our would-be potentate

Not exactly reared

In the John F. Kennedy

School of Governance

Much more in the vein

Of his mentor Vince McMahon

Or like other Dons before him

From Brooklyn and Queens

All it takes is one dirty tweet

To know exactly what he means

That’s the way it always is with

Our King of the Trolls from Queens